Everything I need to Know in Life, I Learned from Weight Watchers

Yup, 3.5 pounds lost (as of Monday), and a few life lessons.....

1. I love junk food. In fact, I love it so much, I want to marry it. Do you think it will do my taxes?
2. I drink a lot. I can drink my entire day of points, and my flex points, in one sitting, and still hold a conversation.
   
3. As much as I would like to believe, one cannot live on Guinness alone.
4. The fact that I have to change the above if I want to fit into my jeans again makes me sad. But that's life.